Funny One-Liners

[Arctickat]

We've all been there. You're on that call and someone pops up with a one-liner that is impossible not to laugh at. Here's one at the end of this news article that gave me a giggle.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/story/2012/07/14/sk-motorcycle-crash-120714.html

[DwayneEMTP]

Oh man, that made me laugh out loud, and not figuratively speaking...

Pretty clever on the part of the police..

[DFIB]

If after being mugged by a chinaman you give a description for a police drawing ... What are the odds of them catching the right one?

[craig]

I remember working with a partner one night when we attended a deceased person (male) in a house of ill repute (brothel).......

we did the checks and said the person was deceased....the investigating police officer came up to us a little later and said the guy die of an overdose.......

with out batting and eyelid, my partnet states...."Sh*t! You can overdose on horizontal dancing?....bet he died of crack then".........