Lie decetor robot

[Happiness]

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He

decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what

he did that day. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps

the son. The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching

movies." Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?" Son says, "Toy Story." The

robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok, Ok we were watching porn." Dad says,

"What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was!" The robot slaps the

father. Mom laughs and says, "Well he certainly is your son!" The robot

slaps the mother!

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[EMT-B 55]

How many patients would get slapped when answering the medics questions. Such as "how much have you hadto drink?" patient says two and then gets slapped