You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac...
You believe the waiting room water fountain should be fitted with a valium proportioner
You have ever reffered to a new ED Doc as a shit magnet
You have ever eaten chocolatte pudding out of a chux to see if you can make the new resident puke
You have ever had a patient look you directly in the eye and deny any knowledge of how some foreign body came to be in some orifice of their body
You have ever asked a patient if she is sex