Man Jumps into Tiger Den at Bronx Zoo

[News]

Villalbolos received numerous bites, fractures and a collapse lung.

The ticket booths are empty and the gates are chained shut at an entrance to the Bronx Zoo in New York, Friday, Sept. 21, 2012. Zoo officials say a visitor who leaped into an exhibit and was mauled by a tiger was alone with the 400-pound beast for about 10 minutes before being rescued. (AP Photo/Jim Fitzgerlad)

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[emtdennis]

What is soooo scary is that this idiot may attempt to sue the zoo for lots of money!

[JakeEMTP]

Another gem from Forrest Gump comes to mind. "Stupid is as stupid does". What, exactly did this Darwin candidate expect to happen? (I know one was perish to become a Darwin award winner, but I feel it's just a matter of time)

[DFIB]

Two men where sitting on a train. One turns and says to the other : : I think I want to be one with the tiger"

Second man answers; "That is crazy"

First man: " I am going to do it! I will jump into the tiger cage and become one with the tiger!

Tiger: "Come on down and get your wish! You can be my favorite turd!"

[Arctickat]

(I know one was perish to become a Darwin award winner, but I feel it's just a matter of time)

Actually, one only has to remove oneself from the gene pool. If his/her actions prevent the ability to reproduce, it qualifies.

[Just Plain Ruff]

"Into the Tiger's Den" by Claude Balls

[Richard B the EMT]

"One with the tiger"?

Remember from childhood the following?

There once was a lady from Niger

Who smiled as she rode on a tiger.

They returned from the ride

with the lady inside

and the smile on the face of the tiger!