Venom of Black Mamba Snake -- Better Painkiller than Morphine?

[News]

After testing the venom on mice, experts observed that the effects were as strong as morphine but devoid of side-effects.

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[Just Plain Ruff]

"After testing the venom on mice, the experts observed that the effects were as strong as morphine, but the side-effects were conspicuous by their absence"

The side effects were conspicuously absent because the mice didn't live long enough to make it to the side effects ha ha ha ha

[DFIB]

Can you imagine the recruitment slogan for the human testing phase?

[Richard B the EMT]

Mean Mike was bitten by a black mamba snake. It was horrible, watching the snake curl up and die.