Emergency Laughter Posted November 20, 2012 Posted November 20, 2012 So how many people missed that it was World Toilet Day yesterday? I know I did. Came across this article on NPR, I know it sounds like a bad acid trip, but it's not. It's good information that can be used to....ah....strike up a conversation with a patient that.....ah....needs reassurance. Yea, that's it. How many people knew there was a Bristol Stool Chart? NOOOO it's not furniture.... Read the article...you'll use the info at some point in your career. http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2012/11/02/164196276/making-sense-of-colors-and-shapes-in-the-toilet?ft=1&f=1128&sc=tw Stay regular people, Mike 1
emtdennis Posted November 21, 2012 Posted November 21, 2012 A great gift idea, I may just get a set of mugs for folks for Christmas!! 1
Kaisu Posted November 21, 2012 Posted November 21, 2012 Good shit.... PS.. I read your book and loved it. Did you REALLY blow dart your partner? Laughed till I peed 2
Emergency Laughter Posted November 22, 2012 Author Posted November 22, 2012 Good shit.... PS.. I read your book and loved it. Did you REALLY blow dart your partner? Laughed till I peed Good shit indeed! Thank you for reading the book, glad you enjoyed it! Did I really? ah...I didn't mean to...it just kinda...happened. Shocked the shit outta me...I think it was #4 #5 and #7 on the Bostic stool chart. I don't know why, but incontinence seems to be a reoccuring reaction for my readers...I could think of worse tho. I wouldn't be offended if you wrote a review on the site you got it publicly announcing your little accident after reading it... Thanks again, Mike A great gift idea, I may just get a set of mugs for folks for Christmas!! Dennis, MUGS? They got Bostic Stool Chart mugs?! How did I miss that? I know some very constipated people on my xmas list...
Chief1C Posted November 23, 2012 Posted November 23, 2012 The taste of urine? Ohhhh that is so gross... and #6, Black. Go stomach ulcers!
island emt Posted November 24, 2012 Posted November 24, 2012 I'm pretty sure that I just deposited a new republican PAC this morning after two days of excess and bloat.
itku2er Posted November 25, 2012 Posted November 25, 2012 someone has way too much time on their hands.... just saying...
emtdennis Posted November 26, 2012 Posted November 26, 2012 (edited) Good shit indeed! Thank you for reading the book, glad you enjoyed it! Did I really? ah...I didn't mean to...it just kinda...happened. Shocked the shit outta me...I think it was #4 #5 and #7 on the Bostic stool chart. I don't know why, but incontinence seems to be a reoccuring reaction for my readers...I could think of worse tho. I wouldn't be offended if you wrote a review on the site you got it publicly announcing your little accident after reading it... Thanks again, Mike Dennis, MUGS? They got Bostic Stool Chart mugs?! How did I miss that? I know some very constipated people on my xmas list... Found it on Cafe Press after I read this at the end of the original article "Apparently, there's a layman market for the chart as well: You can buy Bristol stool chart mugs and business card cases should you want to refer to it on a regular basis.". Edited November 26, 2012 by emtdennis 1
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