Lets get this party started! Post something here so we know you're alive!

[ClutzyEMT]

I'm thinking about having "The Hopper" hooked up just so I can go downstairs and when they call me for dinner I can bang my fishing net on the stairway and yell "Bring me some Pizza.........and a BEER!"

That is if anyone will live with me when I get that old.......

[scubanurse]

HAHAHA This made me laugh

[paramedicmike]

Why punctuation is important:

It can mean the difference between, "Some people find inspiration in cooking their families and their dog" and "Some people find inspiration in cooking, their families and their dog".

[Arctickat]

And capitalisation:

I helped my uncle jack off a horse.

I helped my uncle Jack off a horse.

[Richard B the EMT]

Regarding us "Old Farts" taking over the City:

Snow on the roof doesn't mean there's no fire in the furnace

(Anonymous)

Just remember something else.

Through the door, there came familiar laughter. I saw your face and heard you call my name
Oh, my friend, we're older but no wiser, For in our hearts, the dreams are still the same

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FFAzmH75Fs

[Kiwiology]

Attention doctor your decision to perform an appendectomy on my patient with tummy pain and raised leukocytes upon whom you have not performed a CT because the hospital does not have one is fairly dubious at best or so I think Also attention other doctor who cancelled the evacuation I spent eleven hours planning and then reordered it when the patient started spewing his guts out and you got freaked out and wanted him off your hands, you're a douchebag

[nancybell]

Oh my goodness I am the worlds worse at punctuation. I am the person who finds inspiration in cooking their families and their dog! Thank you Richard B

[Richard B the EMT]

I am the person who finds inspiration in cooking their families and their dog! Thank you Richard B

Wasn't my post. Tnx anyway

[nancybell]

See I did it again... The thank you was for the welcome you extended me to the city,

The other was for whoever made the post about the punctuation.

[island emt]

What are we going to do now that admin has banned the latest short little being that lives under the bridge??? :-}