Lets get this party started! Post something here so we know you're alive!

[ERDoc]

Doc if your yard becomes emo please tell me how to make mine one!

I will let you know but this summer I'm going to experiment with giving it lots of caffiene and nicotine and telling it about becoming nonconformist and feeling pain.

[Chief1C]

Paint your side walk black, and put a massive stocking cap on your roof.

[spenac]

So why the heck is admin spamming the forums with so much junk none of us want to read?

[Kiwiology]

Attention fucked in the head Doctor - it is not acceptable to discharge my chest pain patient one hour after doing an ECG, furthermore, the fact I have had to specifically request you do cardiac enzymes and other biochemistry (e.g. leukocytes, ESR, bands, segs, CRP) makes me wonder if you are actually a doctor ... and furtherm0re, if I request a copy of said CXR, ECG, bloods and notes to have it reviewed by me and two Consultant Physicians well fuck you none of your lip just give it to me mmkay?

Edited March 15, 2013 by Kiwiology

[Chief1C]

I want to hit you with a shovel.

[spenac]

Play nice or throw rice.

[Chief1C]

Doesn't rice kill birds?

[ERDoc]

Doesn't rice kill birds?

Only if you throw the whole box at them.

[spenac]

Rice crispies go snap, crackle pop, Birds on rice go pop.

[Richard B the EMT]

I believe I've heard what Spenac said from the Autobon Society, but cannot currently show documentation.