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I found it! The (in)famous "Handstand Defibrillation" in the pilot episode of "Rescue 77". Happens 6 minutes into the video.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMZddWOWvok

Damn, not working. Go to Youtube, search out "Christian Kane as Wick Lobo in Rescue 77 Pilot Episode - Part One"

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My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.

He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.

I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where I am now!!!frown.gif

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My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.

He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.

I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where I am now!!!frown.gif

Just wait till he's asked what his favorite occupation is. KFC Worker

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The longer you've been together, the funnier this becomes!

An elderly couple was at home drink.gifing and watching TV.

Phil had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel

Sally became more and deadhorse.gif more annoyed and finally said, rant.gif "For god's sake, Phil... leave it on the porn channel rant.gif... you know how to fish!"

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My neighborhood Sasquatch is missing. Police are looking for the last to possibly see him :the Neighborhood Yeti.

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