ClutzyEMT Posted April 17, 2014 Posted April 17, 2014 Anyone know where I can buy a shark like that....................have a couple of ex's I'd like to take swimming.... Quote
Richard B the EMT Posted April 17, 2014 Posted April 17, 2014 Google search is your friend, so is Bing, and the other search engines. Simply look up "flying shark". Quote
Just Plain Ruff Posted April 17, 2014 Posted April 17, 2014 Or google Sharknado or Sharknado II Quality viewing material Quote
paramedicmike Posted April 18, 2014 Posted April 18, 2014 If the train conductor can kick you in the head you're too close. Quote
Caduceus Posted April 18, 2014 Posted April 18, 2014 (edited) @paramedicmike "New safety guidelines set by train companies. Makes Head lines." -Caduceus News Edited April 18, 2014 by Caduceus Quote
Happiness Posted April 25, 2014 Posted April 25, 2014 Two Newfies, Bob and Eli, were adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Bob stumbled across an old lamp. He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth. This genie,however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Bob immediately blurted out, "Turn the entire ocean into Molson Canadian beer." The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the sea turned into beer and the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. Eli looked disgustedly at Bob whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment Eli said, "Nice going Bob! ...Now we're going to have to piss in the boat." 1 Quote
Richard B the EMT Posted April 26, 2014 Posted April 26, 2014 As a "specialist" in "groaner" jokes, you elicited a groan from me. Quote
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