Lets get this party started! Post something here so we know you're alive!

[scubanurse]

A whale penis is called a dork

[Happiness]

Okay well that just made it funnier. I was sent a text that said "have a dork morning"

[spenac]

Wow this topic took another odd turn.

[spenac]

KIWI must be contagious as I kept hearing voices all night and sad part I was compelled to listen to where they said to go.

[ERDoc]

I used to hear those voices too. It took me 11 years of therapy, strangely called med school, before the voices stopped. Now, I have started to miss those voices.

[spenac]

Wow I think its just cheaper to keep the voices in my head than do that kind of therapy.

[Richard B the EMT]

The voices in my head usually have such interesting ideas, but would get me in trouble if I followed through.

[ERDoc]

The therapy didn't completely get rid of the voices, just changed them. They used to tell me what to do, now they just want advice or they want to let me know my life is about to get more difficult. They can be very needy.

[island emt]

DOC: Are you sure the voices you hear aren't telling you they are allergic to everything except Dilaudid ??????

[ERDoc]

No, no, those are the stupid people.