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Posted

On the alive note here's a little diddy I heard this morning.

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm.
I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right, it's O.K.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man.
Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin'
And ev'rybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Well now, I get low and I get high
And if I can't get either I really try.
Got the wings of heaven on my shoes
I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose.
You know it's all right, it's O.K.
I'll live to see another day.
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man.
Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin'
And ev'rybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Life goin' nowhere.
Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Life goin' nowhere.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Stayin' alive

Posted

Stop stealing my lorazepam! :)

I actually need a refill on that; let's see hmm, I know, I will call 911 for an ambulance and have them take me to ER where Emergentologist can Rx me some more.

I mean, that is the right thing to do right?

Posted

Sorry Kiwi, we don't refill scripts for chronic controlled substances. Oh wait, nevermind, Press Ganey says we do. How many pills do you want and would you like fries with that?

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

Wow, that's the first time I've seen the lyrics to Stay'in Alive. Man I've been totally singing the wrong words all these years. All those people I was doing CPR on must of thought I was a DORK!


I actually need a refill on that; let's see hmm, I know, I will call 911 for an ambulance and have them take me to ER where Emergentologist can Rx me some more.

I mean, that is the right thing to do right?

"Yes sir, it's the right thing to do. If your order is correct on the screen, please drive forward to the second window."

Posted (edited)

47 days and counting:::

I getting so short ,,, soon I'll be able to walk under the table without banging my head

the sad part is while sitting in the back of the bambulace caring for a chest pain at 030my god this AM , thats all I could think of.

No more ruined nights sleep.

Edited by island emt

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