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Busy mike, really bloody busy...

i do lurk a little bit but im so tied up with some other stuff that i just dont have time to post.

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I have been busy having another severe mental breakdown and have recovered slightly enough to lurk and post severe verbal outbursts that offer little productive content, repeat what we already know and generally reinforce the fact I represent a severe departure from mental homeostasis.

Mmmm num nums, bedtime valiumz ...

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Busy mike, really bloody busy...

i do lurk a little bit but im so tied up with some other stuff that i just dont have time to post.

Glad to see you can post when you can.

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Man doc you are the master of the trivial. Do you ever treat patients? lol

What's a patient?

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What's a patient?

They would be the great unwashed your Registrar deals with because the House Surgeon died from fatigue and has not been replaced due to budget cuts.

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These patients you speak of sound icky. I think I might need some of those valiumzzz if I have to deal with them.

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These patients you speak of sound icky. I think I might need some of those valiumzzz if I have to deal with them.

No, valiumz mine! I have had 3 mental breakdowns in the space of 18 months so I think I've earned my valiumz ....

"Likely to be well" my ass, thanks a lot Kessler psychological distress scale!

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Army medics are called docs by their team members. It almost wanted to make me join until I realized I get called the same thing by 80 y/o pt's with alzheimer's or dementia without getting shot at. Only downfall is they forget who I am after a few minutes.

I kid the pt's with alzheimer's or demetia!

Though a very respectful career, the army field medics.

Edited by PattonEMT

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