my friend needs a place to stay

[Happiness]

I'm reaching out because a friend of mine needs some help !!!! His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him get an erection. When he came back, he tossed her some diet pills. Anyway, he's looking for a place to live. Can you help him ????

[island emt]

Similar to being asked if " this dress makes me look fat? and answering, " no but it makes your ass look big" epic fail and plan on spending several nights on the couch.

[spenac]

I thought women wanted honesty.

[island emt]

You need to know when to lie to them.

I've been married 38 years & still trying to figure when.

[paramedicmike]

Thirty eight years is a long time. You must be doing something right.

[island emt]

it takes work from both parties & a lot of give & take.

we have many of the same interests and willing to make the effort to try something the other wants.

today she's off to Mass with two of our labs for a dog show and I'm here with the older two doing house chores. Tomorrow we're going to go north to camp and do a little snowshoeing and have a nice quiet walk in the Maine woods.

Above all :: We're still friends

[Richard B the EMT]

Sorry, my canine's doghouse was demolished over 25 years ago.

[srothig]

I'm reaching out because a friend of mine needs some help !!!!

His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him get an erection.

When he came back, he tossed her some diet pills.

Anyway, he's looking for a place to live.

Can you help him ????

Oh man talk about nailing shut your own coffin...LOL

[ERDoc]

it takes work from both parties & a lot of give & take.

I couldn't have said it better. I give and she takes.

[Just Plain Ruff]

I just do as she says and nobody gets hurt