Drove a bus last night

[Just Plain Ruff]

I had a bit too much to drink last night at the bar so I took a bus home.

Now for most of you that would not be a huge deal but

It's the first time I've ever driven a bus.

[Caduceus]

Ahem. . .um what?

[Richard B the EMT]

Ruff, I know you wrote that one for a laugh, but back in 1974, some drunk, reportedly a security guard going off duty, did drive home with a "bus": my VAC's 1967 Caddylance. In a backhanded compliment to the thief, who never got prosecuted, he did shut off the battery Cole-Hersee (spelling?) switch.