You might be working for Rural EMS If......

[bbbrammer]

its rural ems:

when you spend 36 hours at work and the most work you did was getting up in the morning

when EMT-B's do ALS

when a pilllow and a blanket is standard equipment in the back for transporting patients

when you go down the main street of the town the whole town shuts down and follows you to watch

when your patient remembers changing your diapers

[POWNAL RESCUE 7]

omg!!!! thats all about my town!!!!!

[Guest]

My gawd, there are places worse than where I live.

We have about an hours run to the closest hospital.

House numbers ?

We hear my house number is the 3rd one on the left.

Street names.

1 hound dog blvd.

1 Beer can alley

3 main streets, north south east and west on each one.

1 Jefferson Hwy.

1 Davis hwy.

( get it )

Robert E. Lee's picture still hangs in the courthouse.

[PRPGfirerescuetech]

if you've ever been dispatched to a KKK meeting...

if you have been dispatched to a militia compound...

if your station is on gigglehill rd....and your substation is on "dirt" road

(yes...its address was 16 Dirt Rd)

if your station is 10 feet by 12 feet...total

if your chief comes out to calls in overalls....and / or their primary response vehicle has a show plow on the front...

God im happy to be back in the hood...PRPG

[Guest]

You have ever been mooned by neighboring squads enroute to a call or have mooned neighboring squads as you pass them on the road !!!!!!

[FishHawk]

it must be nice being able to use a 4-wheeler or a horse to get where you are going. Try climbing up a talus slope for some idjit or drove his 4-wheeler off Rollins pass......................

[Rezq304]

lol...emtmoira, that would be a 10-54 and a 10-45 respectively.

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[Guest]

Im right there with you Brat .... LMAO

We don't have moose here but we sure have white tail deer and a Butt load of cattle to contend with on the roads

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