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A sniper's bullet in fallujah

One of two groups, both were controlled by the worldwide Illuminati

Abu Musab al-Zarkawi

A heat-guided Syrian missile

Mortar fire

Misplaced artillary

A landmine

And that's just the first page. Guess I gotta join the military...

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Joshua was killed by his psychotic ex-wife

Joshua was killed by the Cherokee Indians on the Little Pigeon

Joshua was killed by Rafe, Caleb and Livvie

Joshua was killed by a pack of wild, rabid dogs in the Ohio Valley ironically.

(of course I want to know how rabid dogs would kill someone ironically.......)

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Further proof that I am immortal-

After 3 car accidents, one hospitalisation, a total of 50-something stitches, two ODs, and they cannot locate my death, WTF??? :lol::lol::lol::lol:

I must be the next goddess of the greeks or something :lol::lol::lol:

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2.James was killed by Robert Sellers, for sleeping with his wife Mary Robinson.

...they always told me id go this way....

:lol: Only you buddy. :wink:

Weasel doesn't die, everybody loves da weasel :wink:

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Terri was killed by dehydration with the full protection of the State, operating

through a Judge who was committed to her death. ... :-s

Terri was killed by judicial fiat #-o

Terri was killed by an act of an individual -- her would-be husband :-k

Terri, was killed by a 22-year-old drunk-driver ](*,)

humm..judicial fiat....man oh man........

T :angel12:

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