Gender Bender

[hammerpcp]

You may not know this but many non-living things have a gender.

1) Ziploc Bags are Male , because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers are Female , because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) A Tire is Male , because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male , because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges are Female , because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) A Web Page is Female , because it's always getting hit on.

7) A Subway is Male , because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) An Hourglass is Female , because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) A Hammer is Male , because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) A Remote Control is Female . Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

[emt3225]

Very Very funny....

[Firemedic77]

Very funny enjoyed it thanks

[itku2er]

these were funny

but not as funny as the pic of you in the shower.....lmao

later T :angel12:

[Jeep_911]

oh my gosh its hilarious. SOOO true

[Lone Star]

Floor coverings are male too....if its laid right the first time, women can generally walk all over it for the next 20 years.

[scootyboy2]

i like that