I Wish You Could/An old poem for you to enjoy

[Ridryder 911]

You can tell, we would never make it working at the Hallmark factory!....

R/R 911

[Dustdevil]

I haven't even read the poem, but I'm sure getting a laugh out of the replies!

[Asysin2leads]

You know, I behaved myself with my posts. I feel so left out now. Try and tone it down a little and I miss out on the the fun.

This is the last guy who posted syrupy poetry:

And he got off easy!!!

[weasel 108]

No offense, but there are plenty of places where firefighters can lament over the difficulties of their job. This is not one of those places. This is a site for EMS professionals. Sorry, I'm really not in the mood for fire heroics right now. :roll:

I have to agree with you

[Katee]

You guys crack me up... lol

[Asysin2leads]

AND ANOTHER THING!!!

I realized I'm not done yet.

The thing that pisses me off the most about poems like this is the arrogance of them. 'I wish you could...' which of course leads to the question, well, why CAN'T the reader of the poem know or experience these things?

Oh yeah, I forgot, because firefighting is for the unique special gods among men who rise above us mere mortals, but alas, they are alone in their lofty atmosphere, if only we had it in us to dare dream what they can... oh the shame of it all.

Get over yourself. And if your job is that hard, quit.

[Ridryder 911]

C'mon Asysin2leads really tell us how you feel ?..

R/R 911

[hammerpcp]

I liked it.

Asys,

I found your Risperidone, have you been non compliant again? :wink:

[Katee]

Ow ow ow. I hope you someday find a happy place Asys, but until then, keep posting because it's pretty damn entertaining!

[Asysin2leads]

>Asys,

>I found your Risperidone, have you been non compliant again?

The Welbutrin made me quit smoking,

the Zoloft didn't work,

the Paxil gave me shakes,

and somehow I'm still a jerk.

Now that's poetry. I'm going to send that one into the New Yorker.