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Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to name that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices, with little in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands……

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I heard it in a military version. 10 officers and one Sergeant. He gives rousing speech...

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Nice! - and in deference to International Women's Day, I'll refrain from doing anything but laughing!

New thread - Men vs Women jokes coming around here?

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OK Then

Men V's Women jokes........

Q. Why are wediing dresses white?

A. Just like all the other house hold appliances....the washing machine...then stove.....they dryer......the dish washer.............

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