A rednecks grade 12 equivalency test

[kodiac_x]

Redneck Grade 12 Equivalency Test

FINAL MARK:___________

NAME:_________________

Time Limit : 3 weeks

Value Question

15/ 1. What language is spoken by French Canadians?

10/ 2. Give the important characteristics of the ancient

Babylonian Empire with particular emphasis on their

architecture, literature, and law; OR give the first names

of Bob Dylan, Bob Hope, and Uncle Bob.

10/ 3. What religion is the Pope? Jewish, Catholic, Hindu, or

Muslim

10/ 4. What is a silver dollar made of?

15/ 5. What time is it when the big hand is on the 1 and the

little hand is on the 5?

10/ 6. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

25/ 7. What team does Wayne Gretzky play for?

10/ 8. What do you call the people living in Canada's North?

Southerners, Westerners, Northerners, or Easterners.

25/ 9. Spell the following words: Quarter, unemployment,

welfare.

15/ 10. Six kings of England were named George, the last one was

George VI. Name the other five.

20/ 11. Who won the second World War? Who came second?

10/ 12. Where does rain come from? Supermarkets, Eatons, USA,

or the sky

10/ 13. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity? Yes/No

25/ 14. What is Newfoundland famous for? Newfies, fish, dories,

or all of the above

15/ 15. The song "O-Canada" is the national anthem for what

country?

10/ 16. Explain Economics in detail OR spell your name in

block letters.

10/ 17. What holiday falls on Easter Monday? Christmas,

Halloween, Easter, or New Years?

15/ 18. What are coat hangers used for?

15/ 19. Where would the basement be located in a three story

house?

25/ 20. Did you print your name on the top of this test? Yes/No

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[hammerpcp]

This is a culturally biased test. The results will not be fair! :wink:

[Guest Beegers]

Redneck Grade 12 Equivalency Test

FINAL MARK:___________

NAME:_________________

Time Limit : 3 weeks

Value Question

15/ 1. What language is spoken by French Canadians?

Canadian!

10/ 2. Give the important characteristics of the ancient

Babylonian Empire with particular emphasis on their

architecture, literature, and law; OR give the first names

of Bob Dylan, Bob Hope, and Uncle Bob.

Uncle

10/ 3. What religion is the Pope? Jewish, Catholic, Hindu, or

Muslim

Protestant

10/ 4. What is a silver dollar made of?

Duh...silver paper

15/ 5. What time is it when the big hand is on the 1 and the

little hand is on the 5?

4pm

10/ 6. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

6?

25/ 7. What team does Wayne Gretzky play for?

Hockey

10/ 8. What do you call the people living in Canada's North?

Southerners, Westerners, Northerners, or Easterners.

Canadian

25/ 9. Spell the following words: Quarter, unemployment,

welfare.

15/ 10. Six kings of England were named George, the last one was

George VI. Name the other five.

1, 2, 3, 4 5

20/ 11. Who won the second World War? Who came second?

ME

10/ 12. Where does rain come from? Supermarkets, Eatons, USA,

or the sky

clouds

10/ 13. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity? Yes/No

no, can you?

25/ 14. What is Newfoundland famous for? Newfies, fish, dories,

or all of the above

Mmmmm

15/ 15. The song "O-Canada" is the national anthem for what

country?

Canadians

10/ 16. Explain Economics in detail OR spell your name in

block letters.

10/ 17. What holiday falls on Easter Monday? Christmas,

Halloween, Easter, or New Years?

what year is it?

15/ 18. What are coat hangers used for?

starting fords

15/ 19. Where would the basement be located in a three story

house?

what's a basement?

25/ 20. Did you print your name on the top of this test? Yes/No

No

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[itku2er]

I hate taking test X will you take it for me :?: ....

Later

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[brainurz]

Y'all have rednecks in Canada? Wow. I always thought that species was a Southern phenomenon :wink:

[Asysin2leads]

There are rednecks everywhere. Unfortunately in America we let them into public office. Anytime you see the word 'sodomy' in the newspaper, someone wasn't minding the store and the rednecks slipped into the government again.