The missing cock

[kodiac_x]

The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens

he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night, the

cock went missing ! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the

village, so he started to question his parishioners in church the next

morning.

During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock ?"

All the men stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant.

Has anybody seen a cock ?" All the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a

cock that doesn't belong to them ?" Half the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen

MY cock ?"

All the nuns, three alter boys, two priests and a goat stood

up......

[itku2er]

:roll:

[Mediclcems]

That was too freakin funny itk!!!! keep'em comin'. No pup intended.

ML

[brainurz]

LMAO & now i'm lmao even more cuz my 6year old stepson (who, thankfully, can barely read) is sitting right next to me asking, "what's so funny?"