Subject: Ladies night out

[kodiac_x]

Ladies night out

>Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married!

>

>The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told

>my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

>

>Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

>

>Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door,

>the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

>

>Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9

>times.

>

>I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted

>solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when

>totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

>

>The next morning my husband aske! d me what time I got in, and I told him "

>Midnight."

>

>He didn't seem pissed off at all.

>

>Whew! Got away with that one!

>

>Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said,

>"Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'Oh shit,'

>cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times,

>giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and

>farted."

[hammerpcp]

LMAO.......don't you just hate that!

[rat115]

LMAO....This is why I drink at home.

[Lone Star]

Just gotta love the 'ingenuity of the totally smashed!

[itku2er]

Interesting X I like it....... FUNNY

[brainurz]

LMAO Damn, I love this place. I woke up in a perfectly #$%^&tty mood this morning & now i'm feeling better! Yes, indeed a good reason why I too, drink at home.

[medik8]

At least this person had the good sense to "try" to cuckoo...I prolly woulda barked or something.

LMFAO!

Luv, 8

[emtchick72032]

ROFLMAO omg I was laughing so hard when i read this that I nearly rolled off the bed.... then i tried to read it allowed to my mother and I could just barely get through it... it was hilarious..

doesnt take much to entertain me

[scootyboy2]

that just made my day