Something to ponder....................

[andymascall]

Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why do we call an incident that was almost a collision, a near miss? Surely, if it nearly missed, it must have hit. Should it not be called a near hit?

Why are wrong phone numbers never engaged?

Why, if blind people wear dark glasses, don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?

Why do we say "the kettle is boiling" when we all know it's the water that boils?

Why is the third hand on a watch is called the second hand?

Why do banks leave the main doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?

Why do we leave cars worth thousands in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage?

Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight ?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes...why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

Is the main reason Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

Andy x

[itku2er]

My Favorite here.....

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

I will get back to you when the hostage negotiator lets "us" go.....

*and you are gonna let me babysit.......hummm*

[weasel 108]

"Santa" and "Satan". They have the same letters and they both wear red. :shock: :wink: :twisted:

[Michael]

How is it possible to have a civil war?

And who would want criminal justice?

[MedicNorth]

And my favourite - An Athletic Scholarship"

[medik8]

"Santa" and "Satan". They have the same letters and they both wear red. :shock: :wink: :twisted:

They both take notice of "bad girls" too......

hmmmm.....

:shock: 8

[redbkirk2001]

I love the "Bad girls" he he he :twisted: and medik8 is on the TOP of my list...... :)/

[medik8]

I love the "Bad girls" he he he :twisted: and medik8 is on the TOP of my list...... :)/

:oops:

LMFAO....Red...you are a sillysally....

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