some more ponderables........................

[andymascall]

How come you never hear about "gruntled" company employees or workers?

Is a hangover, the wrath of grapes?

If corduroy pillows make headlines, how come we never read about them?

Is this the first minute of the rest of your hour?

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

How come we choose from just two people for president and fifty for Miss America?

Why are you in a movie but you're on TV?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

If the professor on Gilligan's island can make a radio out of a coconut, why cant he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If you were to choke a smurf, what color would it turn?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Is it right for vegetarians to eat animal crackers?

If people from Poland are called "poles" why aren't people from Holland called "holes"? and people from Switzerland called..............oh never mind?"

Why is a person who plays the piano called a "pianist" but a person who drives a race car not called a "racist?"

Do Roman paramedics refer to IVs as "4s"?

Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

Why do they call it "tuna fish?" They don't call chicken "chicken bird"

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Why is it that when you transport something by road, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

How did a fool and his money GET together in the first place?

What's another word for thesaurus?

How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

I shall bother you all no more................................................promise

Andy x

[itku2er]

UMM Andy ..........you bored .........lmao just kidding i like them but this one is my favorite in this list

Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

Cause I am just that way.... :twisted: ....lmao

Thanks for the early moring brain stimulator......

[Wackie]

Do Roman paramedics refer to IVs as "4s"?

Andy x

baha! :laughing4: