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The guts it takes to post a post!

You haven’t done your topic search?

They’ll fry you first, and then you’ll roast.

(Your question’s hanging in the lurch.)

The guts it takes to post a post!

You haven’t first asked Mr. Google?

You’re only asking them to boast

How wastefully you fret the frugal.

The guts it takes to post a post!

Your spelling’s off? Some grammar lost?

Mispunctuating? Thought you’d coast

On our indulgences? At our cost?

The guts it takes to post a post!

Typed all in caps? Fuhgeddaboudit!

Your fortunes here have turned to toast;

You and the keyboard you rode in on, routed.

The guts it takes to post a post!

Your topic strayed in some wrong forum?

You may as well have been a ghost

For all you’ll see of our decorum.

The guts it takes to post a post!

You’re safer rushing into fire,

Bullets, high voltage, a rocky coast

Than the City and its members’ ire.

The guts it takes to post a post!

These pros who handle healing

Will triage-tag you black before most

Folks would ask you how you’re feeling.

The guts it takes to post a post!

No room here for the wary;

You’ll quickly, properly be dosed,

With cures so strong, they’re scary.

The guts it takes to post a post!

And the only way to win

Is learn, learn, learn; become a host

And welcome newbies in.

Wishing us all a therapeutically Foolish April. :wink:

Posted

That was cool as hell micheal.... and so very true...

Good work!!!!!

Race

Posted

Michael,

Loved your poem! You certainly have a way with words. I'm sure you have much more literature like this, so share it with us!

In Jesus,

Tiff

Posted

I like.....VERY MUCH.... =D>

Very creative...very clever. Nice JOB!

Please share more with us!!!

xoxo

Luv, 8

Posted

I have to agree- more, more! That was amusing and wonderful!

Wendy

NREMT-B

Posted

Hehehe, that's greatness!

And anybody who has not seen this very similar offering needs to go watch it right now:

Posted

I love it!

Would like to add, if I may:

The guts it takes to post a post

for others' leisure reading

The ones who hate mistakes the most

will likely leave you bleeding!

Great Job, Michael!

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