Best excuses if you get caught sleeping on the job

[itku2er]

Best excuses if you get caught sleeping on the job

1. They said that this might happen at the blood bank.

2. This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.

3. I wasn't snoring - that was a complicated breathing exercise. Are you discriminating against me because I practice yoga? Someone call my rep.

4. Someone made decaf.

5. Quickly raise your head and say "Amen."

6. The guy at the Taco Bell slipped me a Mickey.

7. I'm actually testing this keyboard for drool resistance.

8. Sorry about that, the boss was just over here telling one of his war stories.

9. I'm resting up for the drug test.

10. That's it - no more turkey sandwiches.

[hammerpcp]

:sleepy1: I make it a habit to always bring a book (preferably a paramedic text or the like) :read2: with me when I sleep during the day (which is strictly verboten). :sleepy3: If nothing else, it gives any sups that happen to come by the base an opportunity to look the other way. :sleepy2:

[MedicNorth]

Sleeping? Heck no - I was just visualizing my survey in the last call! I concentrate better with my eyes closed.

[JeniF371]

Um... my sugar must have been low.... ya ya... thats it..

[medik8]

Just doin' an assessment on the back of my eyelids...making sure there are no cracks or anything like that to worry about...you know Chief...I just wanna be 100% for ya.... :wink:

He just laughs at me.....

I've ALMOST got him wrapped around the pinkie.... :roll: LMFAO

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[kevkei]

I was so sick last night and I didn't get much sleep :pukeleft: :pottytrain5: :pukeright: but I didn't want to burden the service :wink: with a sick call in so I motivated myself to come in for the good of the department. :-({|= (If you sell it well enough, and can mimic symptoms, they may send you some out of sympathy) :wink: (NOT)

[aussiephil]

Who meeds an excuse? :twisted:

[Dustdevil]

"Dude, we weren't sleeping! We were having sex!"

:twisted:

[scootyboy2]

the best thing to do if your caught is to slowly rise your head and say in jesus name, amen.

[Ace844]

I was merely performing some Quality Assurance: I was checking the inside of my eyelids for light leaks!!!! 8)