Deep thoughts

[AZCEP]

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light. !

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

[JakeEMTP]

I would like to be a cross between a Lion and a Pig next time around. :snorting: :lol:/

As for the cat's urine experiment, obviously our tax dollars at work. Someone most likely got a grant to study that. :roll:

[hammerpcp]

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

Firstly, if that is the case why are people so worried about genetic engineering causing cross over problems between species. A few pig traits in humans might be a good thing. BTW......Is that the male or the female pig? Pigs also have curly cocks...OK,I won't start.

I hate to nit pick (OK i rather enjoy it) but that last statement isn't true...leading me to worry and wonder about the veracity of the rest of the post. Hmmmmmm.........Are polar bears really left handed? Do you think they are artistic?

[medik8]

Pigs also have curly cocks...OK,I won't start.

:shock: Curly Cocks?!!??

[hammerpcp]

[medik8]

OMG!!!! :shock: LMFAO!!!!

I read you loud and clear......WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

xoxoxo

8

[hammerpcp]

For some reason when I Googled "pig penis" a lot of realy dirty sites came up.....shrug....Anyhooo, this is the best substantiating evidence I sould find [web:bd235cb459]http://www2.dpi.qld.gov.au/pigs/4543.html[/web:bd235cb459]......If anyone cares.

[medik8]

:shock: It's good to know that I'm not the only one that's spending my afternoon researching information on pig penises and the like....

Wow....my evening is going to have to get REAL interesting to top this. Thanks...uh...Hammer...for educating me more than I ever hoped to be educated. LMFAO. But..I have to give you credit for putting an exciting spin on it..and pushing education into a whole new dimension. Who says we don't get smarter by spending hours on this site?

xoxoxoxo :wink:

Luv, 8

[aussiephil]

Pigs also have curly cocks

How do you know this hammer. I think its time you took your pill now...............

[Ridryder 911]

You gals, have WAY too much time .... LOL

R/.R 911