Have we run out of quality EMS topics?

[PRPGfirerescuetech]

I have to ask, because its something i've noticed recently.

Have we discussed all the quality EMS topics? Is there really anything left? I havent seen a non redundant post in awhile....

[kevkei]

Haven't we already beaten this subject to death ????????????????????????????????

[ptemt]

Of course not!

In pharmacology, most drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name.

For example, the trade name Tylenol has the generic name acetaminophen.

Aleve is called naproxen. Amoxil is also called amoxicillin and Advil is

also called ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful

consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it

has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were

mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, dixafix and of course, ibepokin.

Also, in a surprise move, Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon

be available in liquid form that will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power

beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to

literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, we can no longer call this a

soft drink and it gives new meaning to the names of "****tails," "highballs"

and just a good "stiff drink." Pepsi plans to market the new concoction

under the trade name of MOUNT & DO.

[kevkei]

I hear that Hawaii is beautiful at this time of year. I think that my favorite location on the islands to enjoy a Mount & Do would have to be ComeonIwannalayyou. :^o

[Scaramedic]

Shoot! Does this mean I can't start my "Who would be a better Paramedic Beavis or Butthead?" post now?

[itku2er]

Shoot! Does this mean I can't start my "Who would be a better Paramedic Beavis or Butthead?" post now?

You are just too flippin funny.. :roll: :roll: :roll:

but I would like to know the answer to that one ..........

[Guest]

I have to ask, because its something i've noticed recently.

Have we discussed all the quality EMS topics? Is there really anything left? I havent seen a non redundant post in awhile....

Totally in agreement PRPG!

Although the humour level is improving...Commoni wana lay yea.....Kev thats clever..... NOT. LMAO! sounds like a chat topic?

So I will give a try at a senario, Im going to call it "THE ROOFER" in senarios....Its my first kick @ the Can, so gimme your best shots!

It may have a few twists, and based on an ACLS competition that I did NOT win!

:twisted:

[Nate]

How much toliet paper does it take you on average to whipe your bung hole after you go take a dump?

Thats the best I could come up with.

[Beagle189]

I fear we may have PRPG. I've noticed the same thing.

By the why I LOVE Viagra.

[Nate]

I won't go on Viagra when my member won't lift up, I'll just change to a better looking women. <~~The most ignorant statement of the day.