water v alcohol

[andymascall]

Water vs. Alcohol

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia Coli Bacteria found in water that contains feces.

In other words, we are consuming one kilo of sh!t. However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermentation.

It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to stop doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and bad for you.

THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk shit than to drink water and be full of it !!

[medicnine]

:roll: could have went my whole life without knowing that!

[Ghettomedic351]

Andy....I will be sure and put that in my cesspool of knowledge, So perhaps we should replace water fountains with Kegs? Here is another interesting tidbit of knowledge....your toilet water is cleaner than the water system @ most dental offices, I saw a study that was done on Dateline NBC once on the subject.

[AZCEP]

:shock: Wow Ghetto! Hard to believe you would believe what Dateline had to say. :shock:

Besides, the removal of all of the bugs reduces your immune system's ability to fight them off. Bring them on!

[ptemt]

Isn't alcohol the byproduct of yeast shat?

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[JakeEMTP]

So perhaps we should replace water fountains with Kegs?

Excellent idea! :occasion5:

"May I be excused from class? I need a drink!" :wink:

[hammerpcp]

Andy, I never needed an excuse to drink alcohol, but since you've given me a really good one...!!!!!! Suddenly my water tastes funny. Walkerton anyone?

Brat :wink:

Steel mill flava anyone?

[firewench]

Ha! Anybody wanna risk drinking H2O from Clear Creek downstream of Coors? <shudder> :twisted:

[Ghettomedic351]

Would be about like putting a Straw into the Mississippi river....Pure speculation on my part there LOL