Can anyone translate an Rx?

[Michael]

Just found this. The short words I figured out.

The Prescription

Said the chemist: "I'll take some dimethyloximodomesordamide

And I'll add just a dash of dimethylamidoazobenzaldehyde;

But if these won't mix,

I'll just have to fix

Up a big dose of trisodiumpholoroglucintricarboxycide."

[hammerpcp]

I think you just made this..

[Michael]

Really? Wow. New York Magazine once held a competition for the Three Biggest Lies, on the model of "The check's in the mail." One of the entries was this sequence, put into the mouth of a waiter in a Chinese restaurant:

1) No MSG.

2) No, no MSG!

3) You be okay.