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If you send something on a boat, it's cargo, but if it goes by car, it's a shipment.

Why is it we can sit at an Internet cafe and talk with people around the world, and yet never say hi to the person next to us?

If you've tried to fail, and you succeeded, which have you done?

Do sheep shrink when it rains?

Why is there braille on drive-up ATM's?

And someone had mentions Progress -vs- Congress-

What goes on in Congress? Politics. Now lets break down that word:

Poly: More than one; many; much:

Ticks:Any of numerous small bloodsucking parasitic arachnids of the family Ixodidae, many of which transmit febrile diseases, such as Rocky Mountain spotted fever and Lyme disease. Any of various usually wingless, louselike insects of the family Hippobosciddae that are parasitic on sheep, goats, and other animals that causes general unhappiness.

'nuff said?

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Are the songs," Maryland, My Maryland" and " Oh Christmas tree " the same tune?

I heard it on the weekend while watching the Preakness and thought they were.

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If I ppour spot remover on my dog will he disappear?

Only if his name is spot....LMAO

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Jake-

Yes they are. Original song was "Oh, Tannenbaum" I beleive.

Thank you sir. I knew I wasn't hearing things. Thanks for the appropriate title, it escaped me when I posted. :oops:
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I live in MD and think "How sorry is a state that cannot come up with a state song that is not based on a traditional German Christmas Carol!!"

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Those were pretty funny, but the reason there's a song about Jimmy cracking corn when no one cares is because the negro slaves that sang that song were making fun of their whitie master who wasn't looking while Jimmy was on the take :lol:/ . And, the fact that there is braille on a drive thru window actually might explain a few things... :shock:

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