Ever wondered ?

[SSG G-man]

Billboards about illieracy which tell you to write someone for information!!

[SSG G-man]

Why does the Department of the Interior deal with great outdoors?

Why does the Department of State deal with foreign countries?

[sum1_2]

That was funny. Heres a few.

Why do the places that are open 24/7 365 days a year have locks on the doors?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?

[SSG G-man]

Why is what Dr's and Lawyers do called practicing? After all that school shouldn't they know what they are doing?

[AZCEP]

Why is what Dr's and Lawyers do called practicing? After all that school shouldn't they know what they are doing?

When they tell me this, I like to ask them when they think they will be ready to get into the real game.

How come cows don't lose their skin after they go through a wet/dry session, but any other leather product will?

How do you know when sour cream goes bad? Does it start hanging out in shady neighborhoods, not answering your questions, staying out late and not calling?

Interstate highways in Hawaii? I've yet to see the interchange so I can drive there.

If laughter is spelled this way, why doesn't daughter sound the same?

How is it possible to have "1 member chatting"? Who are they chatting with, and why do they need the chatroom when they could do the same amount of communicating in any other room?

[Lone Star]

How does an asprin know where to go?

What would happen if some guy took two midol?

Why is it, you eat ice cream, and get that 'brain freeze' thing going....you wait till its gone...and EAT MORE ICE CREAM????

but the most important question of all:

If I can make a cow giggle hard enough...will milk come out her nose?