The Right Equipment

[hammerpcp]

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boatout. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and begins reading her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,

"Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," she replies, without batting an eye. "But I haven't even touched you," the game warden sputters."That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." The warden was silent for a moment. "Have a nice day ma'am", he said, and rowed away quickly.

MORAL

Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think!!!

P.S. Thanks Terri :wink:

[medik8]

=D> Ahhh...definitely true. I like this one. Thanks for sharing, Hammer.

xoxo

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[Eydawn]

Excellent... that's funny! And so true. Most of the women I've met who read are far sharper than those who "read" (magazines, you know what I mean, Cosmo, Vogue, etc).... or those who just watch the boob tube.

Wendy

[Dustdevil]

Did somebody say "boobs?" :shock:

[pmedic623]

Did somebody say "Tube" :shock: