Why Newfies Weren't Meant 2 B Paramedics

[Bonbon]

Now for all u newfies who read this :

ITS JUST A JOKE!!!!

Joe and Bud are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Bud grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back into his head. Joe whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He gasps to the operator "By t'underin I think Bud is dead! What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm voice says, " Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead"

There is silence.... and then a gun shot is heard.

Joe comes back on the line..."Okay, now what?"

[TechMedic05]

You can also insert any array of 'Rednecks', too.

One of my favorite jokes. I love it!