Guest Beegers Posted July 10, 2006 Posted July 10, 2006 The paragod turned kool fire works onto big crowds of aggressive midgets who pissed on all their shoes in darkest forest singing happy birthday during the storm. Then the paragod ate pineapples while his sister picked her nose then flicked it onto techmedic05 who turned around three full turns and sat down on a cowpie and yelled DAMN! Suddenly a big bear appeared growling That’s Tech’s Friend. Is that trouble nope, needs Charmin. Out came superglue and farted loudly scaring the squirrels causing a riot inciting many millions to go after hundreds of small nut gathering freaks who threw nuts at moronic rats until they decided glueing nuts together in heart shapes would be fun. Then all of took techmedic to the local psychologist to fix his wonderfully amusing personality. Is started to rain down pennies into Tec medic’s boots making it difficult to use pee of the alphabet. The sun sat fri, thu, wed, she began weeping I’m sorry mom. The party begins at midnight sharp we all dance naked on the freshly cut grass. Fade after the cue to black the sun’s up Wow it is. Finally emerging from the depths of a really dark blue water toilet. Our loving friend just went to say hello to the family and then was a king and queen sized beds for the people galore to sleep on. When suddenly there was a ginormous band on the last thing hanging on their tiny little, itsy, bitsy wash cloth hangers that caught fire. So the big brown pile of rotting horse manure sent a wonderful box of chocolates dipped in a tart yellow sticky goblin, whose name one mustn’t say for fear of Jackie, the bad transvestite queen reporter. Forgot how fast she ate breakfast. Took a nap, while she slumbered, he kissed her tenderly on the board of nails of her fresh cake she was startled. The raccoon had bit her nose then yelled out Oh Holy Hell! As blood spurted from every orifice a passing EMT could not help when he touched his wacker belt then dropped dead. Oh My Goodness!! Meanwhile the raccoon which waddled awkwardly began rabidly hallucinating about thirteen midgets prancing about naked without any clothes and very big ears and toes were scattered about along the path following a flood of biblical proportions. Chocolate milkshakes cascaded through bendy straws, then a troll charged blindly into the ladies room yelling that he was nine months along with dust devils thought was female but baby boy was without gender. All the time the crowd was fueled by gasoline which had been dusted off then proceeded to explode BOOM BOOM BOOM. Then the crowd went absolutely wild! They started stripping, it was HORRID! AK was naked! So everyone ran and got knives slicing and dicing through the watermelon and throwing twinkies at EMTCity Admin who in turn pointed at itku2er who promptly said “just bite me.” She turned into a cherry bonbon in a large electric blue toilet with automatic flushing and explosive diarrhea containing pyroclastic clouds. Then along came the master proctologist “What an ass!” He proclaimed loudly, shaking his head, drinking his bear, with ice cream, and sliced pineapple and corn dogs. He pulled out shaking on sticks warm roasted marshmallows bursting with maggots….. that JakeEMT ate.....
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