I just couldn't resist it.

[metro39]

It had been a hectic night. I attended with the crew to a very intoxicated woman, who had decided to end ie all. she had laid down on the train tracks and suffered a traumatic double amputation of both legs, she remained conscious until shortly before arrival at the emerg. The duty ortho surgon had performed my own acl repair three years earlier and we had become friends. As we were working at cleaning up the mess and tying off bleeders, I advised him of the history of the event noting that she had remained cognizant until shortly before arrival. I also advised that she was intent on suing the railroad company. He became very upset and voiced his concern about the stupidity of the justice system that would even consider hearing this matter in court. I then told him," Relax Doc she can't win, she hasn't got a leg to stand on."

His reply was, " I should have known you were setting me up." :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :wink: