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Don't call 911 for a date!!! Did anyone else see this?


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:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

I CALLED 911 to change my flat tire so..........I cant say anything :shock: :shock: :wink: :wink:

Did you get a "cutie pie" cop? or an old tow truck driver?

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so does this mean that i actually have to actually need to have a real emergency if i'm in, i don't know, saaaayyy... indianapolis and jeni or wendy are working in the back of an ambulance, or if i'd go to pennsylvania by where gracey lives, or down in MO where k8 and cntry live, or in georgia where jrenee works? suck, lol. oh well

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:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

I CALLED 911 to change my flat tire so..........I cant say anything :shock: :shock: :wink: :wink:

Why does that not surprise me? :lol: J/K

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We all work in EMS and get paid not near enough...So running a dating service through 911 may not be a bad Idea, and we can make some extra cash.

Press #1 to be handcuffed to Officer Passion

Press #2 to have a firefighter respond with his big hose

Press #3 to have a specialist in Mouth to _________..!

who is with me??? lmao

Hmmmm...sounds more like a escort service...

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:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

I CALLED 911 to change my flat tire so..........I cant say anything :shock: :shock: :wink: :wink:

I think I found the story on that...

Woman calls 911 for Flat tire

[sub:bb25d2e637]October 12, 2005

The Coal Miners Daily

Virginia[/sub:bb25d2e637]

(AP) A 40yo Loretta Lynn County woman called 911 after she suffered a flat tire on Route 62 1/3. The tire was airlifted to the Shock Trauma unit at the University of Goodyear Tire Medical Center but was pronounced dead upon arrival. The Virginia Highway Patrol is investigating the death as a homicide since a nail was found to have pierced the tires vital organs. The 40yo driver was said to be very upset by the loss of her tire and was unavailable for comment. Memorial services will be held at the end of Old County Road where the tire will be thrown in to the brush.

Peace,

Marty

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