ACTUAL NEWSPAPER ADS

[windsong]

>FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

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>FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

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>FREE PUPPIES...Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.

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>FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD...85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.

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>FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG...Looks like a rat...been out a while...better

>be a reward.

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>COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

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>NORDIC TRACK: $300...Hardly used, call Chubby.

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>GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

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>JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer: $300.

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>WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.

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>FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45

>volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer

>needed-- got married last month. Wife knows everything.