$500

[windsong]

A beautiful BLONDE woman was walking down the street when she was

>approached by a man.

>

>The man said, " I want to have SEX with you right now! I'll drop 500

>dollars on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to

>pick it up I will make love to you from behind and be on my way!"

>

>The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called

>her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's

>proposition.

>

>Her girlfriend said " When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you

>can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down.

>Call me back and tell me what happened."

>

>An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back.

>

>"What happened?" the girlfriend asked.

>

>The lady said, " That Son-Of-A-Bitch had $500 in quarters!"