Purina Dog Food Diet

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Purina Dog Food Diet

I used to have a Labrador retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina dog food at Wal-Mart

and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Dog Food Diet again, although I

probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time but that I'd lost 50 pounds

before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs

in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your

pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that

the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my

story, particularly a tall guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned.

I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought the tall guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.