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A stupid question deserves an appropriate answer....

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador

Retriever and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,

although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last

time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care

ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it

works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one

or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete

so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now

enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the

hospital.

I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.

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Hey you changed the last part of it and this was someone else not me, gawd what did you think I was the one eating dog food, hey I've been known to tell a few friends about this cool beef jerky they have out there, so I had bought some, of course I had a dog at the time, what I didnt tell them was it was for dogs.

So I pretended to have eaten some, so I gave my friend Leslie one, he ate it. . .lol then I gave my best friend Jackie some.

After they ate it, I said ooops I bought the wrong one, they look at me like wtf and I said this one is for dogs, not humans,

thats ok you'll live. LMAO

Bad me :twisted: :wink:

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