14, 14, 14

[dropdeded]

Guy's walking by a mental hospital and hears a moanng voice "14, 14, 14", he peeks through a hole in the fence, gets poked in the eye, moaning voice continues "15, 15, 15...."

Carry on. :?

ed

[Timmy]

The little men in white come and get him, put him in there little van n drive away....

But wait he's already at the hospital :shock:

[windsong]

Inside a room there are all these ppl, standing in a corner, rocking back and forth or staring out the window.

Three of them huddle together, discussing how they were going to escape, the first one says, he's going to hide in the dirty laundry when the truck comes to take it away, thats how he will get out of here.

The second one says I'm going to steal someone's coat the next time they come to visit, surely they will not recognize me and I'll be free.

The third one says, their all good ideas but mine is even better and it's been proven to work, oh said the other 2, you think?

Yup came the reply, I'll pretend I'm normal.

Whats normal, like my sign under my name says: I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.

[Michael]

A prisoner who's dug a long escape-tunnel crawls laboriously through and pops out right into the middle of a school playground. When he realizes he's successfully gotten out of jail, he starts leaping up and down in glee, shouting, "I'm free! I'm free! I'm free!"

A little girl watching him quietly says, "I'm four."

Bah-dum-bum.