15 Reasons why a Dog is better than a man?

[windsong]

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.

3. Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.

4. Dogs dont brag about whom they slept with.

5. Dogs dont criticise your friends.

6. Dogs admit when they are jealous.

7. Dogs dont feel threatened by your intelligence.

8. Dogs understand what NO means.

9. You can house train a Dog.

10. Middle - aged Dogs dont feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.

11. Dogs dont mind if you do all the driving.

12. Dogs dont step on the imaginary brake.

13. Dogs admit it when their lost.

14. Dogs cant feel threatened if you earn more than they do.

15. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

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MEN

PLEASE READ RULES BEFORE PROCEEDING:

1. Please dont talk to my breasts, you wont be meeting them anytime soon.

2. If you want to control someone sleep with your remote.

3. I always choose chocolates over men - always.

4. 51% Love Goddess 49% Bitch

5. My sexual preference is NO.

6. My body is a temple, now get on your knees and pray.

7. It's not the size that counts . . . .No, wait, size does count.

8. Remember you Horny piece of dirt Girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice.

9. Men are like Hardwood floors, lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them forever.

10. Save your breath for your inflatable doll. psst Hey Ak I still have your doll for you.

[Just Plain Ruff]

Wow Being a guy I think I should be offended.

[hammerpcp]

You forgot to mention a few things...

Dogs expect you to pull the hangy sh*t particles off that are stuck to their their ass, and look completely forlorn if you don't (or they drag their butt on the floor).

Dogs need their anal glands squeezed every now and then or they become impacted (especially little dogs).

Dogs roll in dead things and then prance around like they just got a PhD.

Dogs need their hair brushed and teeth cleaned, nails cut and ears and eyes wiped.

Dogs will eat the garbage if they can get at it. Also, they will spread it all over the house.

Dogs will growl and bite you if they feel so inclined.

Dogs will run away if you don't pay attention.

Dogs will hump your friends, your boss, your lover, other dogs, the cat, the lizards.

:grommit:

[MedicNorth]

You know, I AM offended!

This is just a particularly nasty piece of nonsense. It is, however, a free forum, so have at it!

[MeekoBB]

Ok, I've already attacked windsong for a post she's made already and she and I have settled our dispute, but this is ridiculous.

I thought this post was cute. How many times are posts like this made, attacking (in a joking manner) the other sex? Terri has posted I don't know how many and you all dont attack her like this.

Geez :roll:

[hammerpcp]

You know, I AM offended!

This is just a particularly nasty piece of nonsense. It is, however, a free forum, so have at it!

Mwah!

[MedicNorth]

OK - apologies offered - bad mood on a crappy day, looking for things to bitch about. Sorry

[hammerpcp]

OK - apologies offered - bad mood on a crappy day, looking for things to bitch about. Sorry

You have every right to be offended by this North. I found it offensive as well. If the tables were turned, "offended" would be an understatement to describe my feelings about it. Mwah again!

[Michael]

looking for things to bitch about

Interesting word, that. It's not about a cat, and it's not about a male.

[hammerpcp]

Interesting word, that. It's not about a cat, and it's not about a male.

Interesting statement. What is your point?