nuns on vacation

[steph1030]

I GOT THIS IN AN EMAIL AND IT WAS TOO FUNNY NOT TO POST!!!

> > > Nuns on Vacation

> > > Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through

> > > Europe in

> > > their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic

>light.

> > > Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of

> > > the

> > > car and hisses through the windshield.

> > > "Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"

> > > Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination,"

> > > says

> > > Sister Helen.

> > > Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he

>clings

> > > on

> > > and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?" she shouts.

> > > "Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at

>the

> > > Vatican," says Sister Helen. Sister Catherine turns on the windshield

> > > washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on

> > > and

> > > continues hissing at the nuns.

> > > "Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine?

> > > "Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.

> > > "Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine. She opens the window and

> > > shouts, "Get the fuck off the car!"

[irlemt]

Two Nuns walking in the park and a guy jumps out from behind a tree and flashes them. One Nun had a stroke ......the other wasn't quick enough!!