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Dear Friends:

We're proud to announce the publication of

our new book, "The Dog Dialed 911." Divided

into 11 chapters (such as "Bill Reilly" and

"Adult Entertainment"), it's a book of lists that,

dare we say, is funny, irreverent, and incisive.

Covering topics ranging from Paris Hilton and

al Qaeda to Dick Cheney and funny mug shots,

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How bad a case of the munchies must you have

to break into a Domino's Pizza at 5 AM to bake up

a batch of brownies? Pretty bad, it seems. Story here:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0926061brownies1.html

Hewlett-Packard's desperate hunt to track down

the source of leaks to the media is a marvelous

example of corporate paranoia run amok. The

computer giant gumshoe efforts are memorialized

in a confidential memo that reads like a script for

CSI: Palo Alto. Details here:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0929061hp1.html

While we dont follow the Far East music scene too

closely, when the mother of the Japanese Britney Spears

has a run-in with the Drug Enforcement Administration,

we take notice:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0927062hikaru1.html

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Regards,

Your pals at TSG