Modern Christmas Traditions in the Emergency Department:

[ambulance_princess9821]

The Top Ten!

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10. Bayberry scented ammonia capsules.

9. Replace foley lubricant with cranberry sauce.

8. Complimentary "makeover" with every 10th Kwell™ shower.

7. Tinsel decorations on CT scanner often mimics a subdural hematoma.

6. Holiday Special: 2 for 1 abscess drainage.

5. NARCAN™ FOR EVERYBODY!!!

4. Play "find the rock cocaine" body cavity search for the P.D.

3. Festive holiday decorations made from cut-off cock-rings.

2. Generous Christmas bonus from hospital administration, with a retail value of up to $10!

1. And new for 2002: Defibrillate me, Elmo!

[8151]

What's a cock ring? :-k :?:

[Michael]

It's an arena for rooster-fights, illegal and inhumane, so don't even go there.

[8151]

So how does one cut one off :jerk: :ky:

[Michael]

Reckless driving.

[MeekoBB]

lol @ cock rings

I hear they are quite fun...not that i know from experience...wouldn't object to trying new things...within limits of course :oops:

[EMTBgirl]

I love the idea of defibrillate me, Elmo! I wonder how much people would be willing to pay for something like that!

[wakkoemt807]

I love the idea of defibrillate me, Elmo! I wonder how much people would be willing to pay for something like that!

The defibrillate me Elmo goes right along with the current TMX Extreme Elmo (which looks like it's seizing btw lol!) and could start a new trend of medical Elmos.

Next Christmas we'll have Car Accident Elmo complete with c-collar!

[kyle308]

lol @ cock rings

I hear they are quite fun...not that i know from experience...wouldn't object to trying new things...within limits of course :oops:

we just learned more about u then anyone will ever want to know, with the exception of dustdevil

[8151]

You need a penis for a cock ring. :oops: