Coming soon to an ER near you...

[Michael]

Or maybe not so soon?

[AZCEP]

Good reason not to go to Paris.

I wonder if the same thing is happening in, oh say, Wichita, or Minneapolis?

I remember arriving in Las Vegas the first time and feeling disoriented, but then I slept it off. No harm done.

[Michael]

feeling disoriented

Everyone who leaves Asia should feel dis-oriented.

[MedicRN]

I wonder if the same thing is happening in, oh say, Wichita.............

Come spent a few days here....... you'll love it!!! We have everything you could ever want.... all of it in about any 10-block square area in town........ McMansions, hookers, malls, housing projects, car dealers, drug dealers, fireworks after the local major league farm team games, gunfire every night of the week and a beautiful flowing river with a rich Native American heritage!!! Oh, and half the population would just as soon shoot you as look at you!! And as the Air Capital of the World, we have 4 airplane pieces and parts manufacturers within our midst (with at least one having some union on strike at any given time).

You can't beat that with a stick. Ya'll come visit now, ya hear!!!!!

[primemedic01]

Everyone who leaves Asia should feel dis-oriented.

Brilliant.