Quote of the Day

[chevy]

"There is no cure for stupid"

[JPINFV]

"There is no cure for stupid"

"Suicide is painless..."

-MASH theme song.

[wakkoemt807]

"Operator! Give me the number for 911!"

~Homer Simpson

:wink:

[Michael]

Suicide is painless

Résumé

Razors pain you;

Rivers are damp;

Acids stain you;

And drugs cause cramp.

Guns aren't lawful;

Nooses give;

Gas smells awful;

You might as well live.

~ Dorothy Parker

Give me the number for 911

It is now ten o'clock. Do you know what time it is? ~ Polish television public service commercial.

[AZCEP]

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

--Albert Einstein

[temsp40]

"I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it. And so it is with you...we are in charge of our attitudes."

--Charles Swindoll

[Ridryder 911]

From the novel .....'House of God"......opening page

......."Life is like a penis

when it's soft it's easy

when it's hard you get screwed"....

[DwayneEMTP]

Dr Novak called. He said that your proposed address to the Medical Congress on "The Profit Incentive in Misdiagnosis" is really not very funny at all.

Harry Wolper (Peter O'Toole)

Creator

[Mastabattas]

"Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life." Burton Hills

[alpha23958]

Fuck it all... Me