10 Signs You Are Too Old For Halloween

[itku2er]

10 Signs You Are Too Old For Halloween

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance

and fall over.

6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a

mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the

rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your

hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live

HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ALL MY CITY FRIENDS......Be safe and watch out for the flying brooms....I MAY BE ON ONE OF THEM........

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

Does this mean I have to stop trick or treating NOW :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:

have fun with them guys

later

Terri

[wakkoemt807]

When working on Halloween in California (before I moved to Las Vegas) I walked into station at the start of my shift wearing a c-collar and a KED saying, "Trick or treat! I'm a trauma patient!"

[Timmy]

Your never to old for halloween

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